Nunsense

 
The current show at the Orpheum Theatre is Dan Goggin's "Nunsense". The show is about five zany nuns, the Little Sisters of Hoboken who are putting on a fundraiser to bury 52 nuns accidentally poisoned by their cook, Sister Julia Child of God. The sisters decide that the best way to raise the money is to put on a variety show., so they take over the school auditorium which is currently set up for the eighth grade musical "Grease" The nuns sing and dance their way into the hearts of the audience with their clever and witty lines and dialogue. Director Dori Bryan infuses the show with the energy needed while musical director Fred Frabotta plays the keyboards and conducts his 3 person combo (saw Fred musically direct Rocky Horror Show at Foothills Theatre) and Dori also creates some spectacular dance numbers. Dori chooses five talented women to fill these roles to provide a topnotch evening of entertainment for a very appreciative audience that rewards their efforts with a standing ovation.

 

Dori blocks the nuns and does the musical staging beautifully. She has them walk into the audience in several scenes, making the audience part of the show. She uses the Law and Order theme in the show leading to many laughs. Some of Dori's excellent dance numbers include a time step, tap dance, ballet and kick-line. Group numbers include "Nunsense is Habit Forming", "A Difficult Transition", "Tackle That Temptation with a Time Step", "We've Got to Clean out the Freezer" and "Gloria in Excelsis Deo". Fred has the cast doing excellent harmonies throughout the show. The gorgeous Grease set is by Michael Texeira while the nuns old fashioned habits are by Daniel Kozar as well as the other accoutrements.  Technical director Michael Texeira keeps things running smoothly all night long and designs a gorgeous stain window lighting effect when the nuns sing in Latin while Erin Mulhern handles the sound and Gail Gilman all the special props for the show including The Greased Lightning car and a roll on bed. Playing Sister Mary Regina, the Mother Superior is Mary Beth Murphy who commands the stage as the authority figure and has a perfect Irish brogue. Regina was a former circus performer and she does a very funny tight rope walking imitation in "Turn Up the Spotlight" while dancing the shimmie with a red feather boa.. Mary Beth obtains many laughs during her Rush scene where she sniffs this bottle and gets high from it. She runs around the stage and also falls on one of the bar stools looking pregnant as well as referring to several movies including The Titanic and Benjamin Button. Mary Beth ends Act 1 with a Carmen Miranda headpiece which is hilarious. She also does a great job in the Baking with the BVM segment where she has many funny one liners and makes every one of them hit pay-dirt. The second in command, Sister Hubert, the Mistress of the Novices is played by Letitia Riel . She has some funny scenes with Regina where she constantly insults her, calling her Lake Superior. She has a funny duet with Sister Leo called "The Biggest Ain't the Best and she and Mary Beth have a duet together called "Just a Couple of Sisters" with Swanee at the end of it while they harmonize beautifully together. But it is the 11th hour number that stops the show, bringing the house down. The song is "Holier Than Thou" and is a gospel type of song, mentioning many saints in it while they all dance up a storm. Brava on a great job Mary Beth and Letitia.

 

Two of the zaniest nuns in this show are Kathleen Comber as Sister Robert Anne and Katherine Joy as Sister Amnesia. Kathleen has an awesome singing voice and is a hoot with her habit humor where she imitates the Wicked Witch of the West, Attila the Nun, Heidi, Pippi Longstocking and Katherine Hepburn. She also sells her three songs, "Playing Second Fiddle" where she complains about always being the understudy nun, "Growing Up Catholic" where she tells about her tough childhood in Brooklyn and "I Just Wanna Be a Star" where she finally gets to strut her stuff for the audience. Katherine's facial expressions are hilarious as she stares at the audience with a vacant expression and bug eyes. She keeps the crowd in stitches as the forgetful nun who has lost her memory and is hysterical in "So You Want to be a Nun'' number which she does with her puppet Sister Mary Annette, while alternating her gorgeous soprano voice with a lower voice for the puppet and doing both voices extremely well. Luckily she remembers who she is during her "I Could've Gone to Nashville" number and helps save the nun's fundraiser from being ruined. Katherine also does a great job with the quiz about their order in which I won a St. Christopher prayer for motorists. Rounding out this cast is Kassandra Grant who plays the novice nun, Sister Leo who wants to be a ballerina nun. She does an excellent ballet to "Benedicite" and gets to show off a comic dance in the dying nun ballet and does ballet on point. Kassandra shows off her strong soprano voice and acting skills in this role, too. An excellent Andrews sisters song is done by Kathleen, Katherine and Kassandra in " The Drive In". They use a car from "Grease" and after the song the Nunsmoke film with Regina in her underwear is shown leading to much laughter. So for a comical visit with wacky nun's in their old habits, be sure to catch a fun filled "Nunsense" in Foxboro with fabulous dancing, acting and singing. Bay Colony always does topnotch work and this show is no exception to that rule.

 

 NUNSENSE ( 1- 10 May, 2009)

 Bay Colony Productions, Orpheum Theatre, 1 School Street, Foxboro, MA

 1 (508) 543-ARTS ext. 4 or www.orpheum.org